Honestly, if I saw the following scene, the least of my concerns would be the carpet:
Instead, I’d be wondering exactly how this multicultural mix of little ankle-biters infested my home, and HOLY CRAP ARE THEY DRINKING WINE?
If I have a bunch of drunk, dexterous babies mobilizing inside my house, it’s pretty obviously a sign of the end of days. Forget the carpet. Get me a nerf-gun loaded with binkies. Either that, or I’ll have to tummy-kiss my way out.
Source: Mohawk Smart Strand Carpet Ad, Real Simple Magazine, Oct 2010